Would it be weird to make a youtube video expressing my love for butter?
Because I legit want to. I just love it so much.
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Just because I work here doesn’t mean I have ANY control over half the shit you complain about.
My biggest fucking pet peeve is when people argue/ become angry/ are rude to ME when they realize a movie time has been changed. Or that the prices are high.
Oh. My favorite so far today was:
“well YOU didn’t change the advertisement”.
My b. sorry sir. Let ME go to the Chattanooga Times Free Press and re-do ALL the advertisements before they’re printed today.
Because I totally have the time/authority/ get paid enough to do that.
You’re just seeing a goddamn movie. It’s not life or death.
It’s not “oh sorry our doctors are all gone until 4, you’re welcome to come back”.
SUCK MY DICK.
Words cannot describe how happy I have been with life recently.
It’s just been wonderful :).
